sweeping the chimney

The act of using one's finger or fingers to infiltrate and stimulate the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal

Christian was nervous at first about having his chimney swept but ended up actually really enjoyed it when Rose was sweeping the chimney.

by Thai Donuts with salt February 18, 2014

Chimney Sweeper

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

by Extra Normal April 4, 2009

chimney fish

one who drinks and smokes a lot, often at the same time

Ben's really turning into a chimney fish, eh?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Ultimate Chimney Sweep

occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.

Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.

And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.

person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.

by CherubPKU December 24, 2008

chimney people

A spiritual being that lives on a house. If you stand outside and yell, the echo returning is nonetheless voice of the chimney person living on YOUR house. they are closely related to the predominate mugwump, who, have never before been seen by the human. The only to see this creature is Chin Chin a fat native.

chimney people are only seen on brunet st.

by mugwump99 March 26, 2008

chimney biscuit

large, undigested chunks of food that remain on the penis after anal intercourse.

Yeah, after I put in her ass she left behind two chimney biscuits.......a piece of spinach and a black bean. She must have been a vegetarian.

by dickie duncan February 1, 2010

Vietnamese chimney

Blowing a smelly fart under the covers, but instead of throwing your partner's head underneath for the dreaded Dutch Oven, you wave the blankets and eject the smell up right at her through a Vietnamese Chimney.

Chris knew that he couldn't get away with the Dutch Oven, but he wanted to share his odor. The Vietnamese Chimney was the right way to go.

by Stinkmaster March 3, 2009