child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

child

its blaintanly a sexually trasmited disease!!!

OMG we had sex and she got pregnant!!!

by Mach4 February 22, 2005

child

evil demon.

that child tried to decapitate me, so i shoved some cheese up her nose and threw her down a well...

by i love cheese August 13, 2003

child

Word black people use to desribe a friend, ie like homie or shorty

Hey child, how's that Kool-Aid?

by DizzyLizzy March 22, 2007

child

A piece of property in which adults have complete control over until they either:
1. turn 18
2. buy their own housing
3. run away
aka a slave

I'm a child living in my parent's house therefore I'm a slave

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

child

One of those pathetic death things of about 3 feet tall who comes to your door and demands airsol tuna. Alsoi their diet consists mainley of feet and other parts of small children things. Destened for death. Avoid these at all costs.

The child is sawing off your chin.

The child is going to eat you.

Oh no, the child has matches.

by MJ (Some Fantastic) October 2, 2003

child

The oposite of a guudie, something extremly horrible. Coming from the word "child molester".

That is NOT a guudie, it is a child.

by zoeh December 2, 2004