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fuck your chicken 

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.
I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.

FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS 

What the word says; Its a vine ya dumbass!
Nobody:

Literally Nobody:

Literally Not A Single Soul In The Universe:

Me: “FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!”

Fuck The Chicken 

A term used by marijuana enthusiasts to describe when someone accidentally coughs into the pot smoking device whilst still trying to draw smoke from it's mystical chambers, thus causing the weed held in the bowl to go flying out of the bowl.
Harold: Dude, take a fat hit of this gandalf pipe!

Chong: Mmkay... (takes giant rip, keeps trying to inhale more smoke -the greedy bastard- though his lungs are obviously to capacity. Suddenly, he can't old his compusture any more, and the smoke comes billowing out of his mouth and into the gandalf pipe, making the embering weed fly to the ground, out of the pipe) *cough cough cough cough*

Harold: Shhhhiiiiittt maaaang! Wha'd you have to fuck the chicken for?
Fuck The Chicken by Zackaconda August 13, 2010

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip 

When something stressful is going on and you would just rather die than work cause you're lazy af
Teacher: you have to hand in these 30 assignments by tomorrow
Student under his/her breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! 

A term used when expressing extreme surprise
Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!