fuck your chicken

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.

I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.

by bowling_pomeranian November 18, 2013

Ricockulous

Emphatic form of "ridiculous."

Jeb Bush thinks he can be President? That's ricockulous.

by bowling_pomeranian May 30, 2006

MLT

Mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe.

by bowling_pomeranian December 08, 2009