Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!

Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

by Morgan Slizzles November 23, 2006

chicken cutlet of the ass

another name for a hemroid.

"dude had a chicken cutlet of the ass, hurt like a bitch"

by Master Pussy eater December 31, 2006

chicken cutlet night

A dinner with the main course of chicken cutlet, originating from the show "Jersey Shore". It is very common among fat guedos.

Hey, you going to Ronnie's mom's place tonight? I heard its chicken cutlet night.

by Domster July 27, 2014

breaded chicken cutlet

During sex on the beach the male slips out his piece, rubs in the sand and reinserts into the unsuspecting vajayjay.

So I was banging this chic on the beach, things were going great but after i gave her the breaded chicken cutlet things got wierd.

by bigwilliestyle January 7, 2009

The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

The Chicken Cutlet

The Chichen Cutlet is when you're given it to a girl on the beach, you pull out you're wet dick, slap it around in the sand, and reinsert

Suzy was quite displeased when i successfully pulled off "the chicken cutlet". She never saw it coming.

by littlemike April 24, 2009

breaded chicken cutlet

when a man and woman are having sex on a beach and the guy pulls out, sticks his shaft in the sand, and shoves it back into the girl

"my boyfriend gave me a breaded chicken cutlet yesterday"

by romeo1199 December 26, 2012