Cheeto Mussolini

A colloquial nickname for the 45th President of the United States of America, quickly growing in popularity and usage.

"In our top news story tonight, Cheeto Mussolini has made orange spray tans obligatory for all citizens of the United States, except for Hispanics, Muslims and Blacks, who are of course not considered Americans anymore."

by Il Toto April 1, 2017

Neatos Cheetos

When something is so neat it is comparable to eating a bag of Cheetos without getting crusty fingers

Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

Coffee Cheetos Chicken

The definition of a Jerma joke.

What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!

by Navybog February 15, 2018

pussy chettin'

basically when a guy tries to bullshit a girl with fake achievements to get himself laid

Pussy chettin' can be used in a convo like this

Chad: "Yo remember when Kenny was pussy chettin the other night at that party?"
Brad: "Yeah bro he was chettin all that pussy shit, fuuuck!"
Chad: "Little pussy chetter he is"

by Charlie Graf February 5, 2020

Cheetotalitarian

Donald Trump, because of his cheeto dusted tan, and his totalitarian ways.

Look at Donald Trump. He must get a daily cheeto dusting to keep his wonderful orange tan. Combined with his crazy totalitarian ways, he's a Cheetotalitarian.

by mjgw March 15, 2017

sucking dick for cheetos

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.

"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"

by Black21 October 14, 2013

Hot Cheetoh Girl

That one particular annoying high school girl who feels entitled and thinks they’re a baddie that you have in at least one of your classes.

The Hot Cheetoh Girl : Loud, talks back to teachers, bitchy and rude and for no reason, typically ghetto, can’t mind their own business, doesn’t do the homework/ asks for the answers on tests, intimidating, and can often be found eating hot chips under their desk.
Quotes: “PERIODT”, “Are you tryna fight?!”, “Is my eyelash falling?”, “BeSt FRen!”, “You got a problem?”, and

“c a n i have s o m e”
They are found to wear extremely long eyelash extensions, thrasher tees, tees of bands who they don’t know, hoop earrings, and acrylic nails.

The Hot Cheetoh Girl in 6th said that me and her are “going to have a problem” because I don’t like her other Hot Cheetoh friend.. she took her hoops off and everything, I’m scared

by Your Heavenly Father, God October 22, 2019