Chestermite

A chestermite is a person who resides in a small region located in West Valley City Utah, more specifically between 2100 S. south to 3100 S. and Redwood Rd. east to 1000 W. These degenerates are often uneducated experts in; sneak thievery, deception, drug abuse, incest, humanity degradation, toothlessness, banjo making, rapid child reproduction, welfare abuse, bestiality, pawn procedures, Ford trucks, NASCAR, using any random item to assist with the ingestion of methamphetamine, things to use toothpaste for except the cleaning of teeth and/or tooth, water conservancy by virtue or elimination of bath/shower and Auto Zone SKU numbers.

I wonder of that Chestermite buys his clothes at the same place he buys his car batteries?

by Chestermitehater April 19, 2011

barrel chested

this is generally used to describe a man with a very broad and deep chest. Usually the person has a naturally large ribcage, very round, and will have lots of upper body strength.

Those guys that pull trains and whatnot, they're generally very barrel chested.

by Mr. dibbles March 6, 2008

Chestered

Getting drunk and posting inappropriate cat dick pictures on Internet forums.

I'm gunna get chestered tonight! TOAK!

by Uncle Chesterwood November 1, 2014

Chesterland Ohio

A small town in Ohio with no sidewalks and noothing to do. Kids are so bored, they resort to drugs and underage drinking.

Duuude, lets go smoke some weeeed cause there is nothing better to do in chesterland Ohio

by Juno Mcguffy March 1, 2011

old chestnut

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.

A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...

by FeO2 August 20, 2011

Chester road license

Chester road license - A term used by rural nova scotians, particularly in the valley region, to describe a fictional type of drivers license used by motor vehicle owners or operators who do not own a valid drivers license of any kind or currently have the license suspended and may or may not be intoxicated at the time of operation.

The term is believed to have originated in the late 1990's after an increase of traffic offenses occurring on the section of highway 14 connecting Windsor, Hants County, and Chester, Lunenburg County.

Chester road license

- "I have the right to travel sir, this is my automobile. This is not a motor vehicle, its private property."

- "Tow the car. I don't give a fuck. You can't take my Chester road license."

- "Yeah just let me get the stereo, and I'll grab the battery right quick too for the next one. Alright thanks guys see you next time."

- "Everyone has a Chester rd. License. Its part of who you are, its in your soul and I don't care how much you have to drink You can't suspend a mans soul."

by toyota hants co. January 16, 2013

Chester Heights

Neighborhood located in Eastchester, NY. The area is small and unique because it is essentially where several towns/cities meet (Mt. Vernon, Pelham, Tuckahoe, Bronxville, Eastchester and to some extent New Rochelle).

Chester Heights is home to the popular Elia Taverna restaurant, a family-owned grocery store, and several other small shops including a GiGi's Nails and J&G Deli.

It is commonly considered to be the area between California Road and Exit 14, in either direction, off the Hutchinson River Parkway.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I have a Bronxville address, a Pelham phone number, I go to Tuckahoe High School, if I call 911 Eastchester Police show up, my neighbors across the street live in Mt. Vernon, and all my friends are from New Ro.

Person 1: So, where do you live?

Person 2: Chester Heights. Right by DeCiccos!

by Chester Girl August 14, 2011