Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep
Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!
Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!
by Col. Custard November 5, 2009
Setting: Home
Characters: mom
teenager
Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old
man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.
Teen: That was a bad joke.
Characters: mom
teenager
Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old
man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.
Teen: That was a bad joke.
by ita112 August 5, 2011
when you're doing anal and you cum in her ass at the same time that she has explosive diarrhea. You also took too much viagra and at this moment your dick explodes, leading you covered in cum, shit, and blood.
Guy 1: hey man, im thinking we go to the movies this weekend! Just you, me, and Shawn.
Guy 2: Dude, didn't you hear? Shawn can't go; he's in the ER after his one night stand resulted in a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top.
Guy 2: Dude, didn't you hear? Shawn can't go; he's in the ER after his one night stand resulted in a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top.
by catnoirfanclub March 3, 2021
Used to describe a sexual act wherein a male partner lays on the ground and jerks himself off, while his female partner stands above his head and waits for him to bust on his own face, before proceeding to allow her period blood to drip on top, creating the proverbial "cherry-topped sundae".
"I was on my rag, so Flowrida asked me to give him a cherry topped sundae, instead of the regular rusty trombone routine."
by FallsGirl April 12, 2009
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
by Piekin August 3, 2011
When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023