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Chimo(s)

A Pervert. A registered sex offender. Anyone who molest a child,woman, or man. A person(s) who can't get a man or woman, so they have to take it.
A Chimo(s) is a person or persons who stare for an extremely long time and have unpure thoughts about that person, at you or even your son or daughter.
by I HATE Chimos!!!!!!!! November 3, 2009
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chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
by The Rory September 9, 2008
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chimo

The last sound you hear before a drunk Canadian falls over.
What could I say to the cop, except Chimo!
by Weens September 24, 2005
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Chiemo

A person who is good at school and hates his life. (A.K.A. a Chinese Emo)
Joe: Man that kid is such a Chiemo.
by superawesomedragon April 19, 2009
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Chimo

Pronounced Chy-Mo. Combination of child and molester. Use as code whenever a suspicious looking man (or woman) is around to alert everyone.

Also can be used to describe things with such qualities.
1. OMG That creepy chimo man is totally checking us out!! RUN!

2. Do you see that Chimo Van over there?!? RUN!

3. Shit. That guy has chimo eyes. RUN!

4. Dude, I think a chimo just moved in next door. RUN!
by Michacy October 4, 2008
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chimo van

A child molester's van with puppies and hard candy in the back that he lures small children into.
When the man drove by in his chimo van, he solicited us with puppies and candy with the hope for us to get in the back for a ride.
by Ivanna Humbaflot July 3, 2006
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Chiemo

A tasteful middle-ground between saying that something/someone is 'chic' and 'emo'.
"I'm wearing all black today, except this scarf. I don't know, was just feeling chiemo today."
by realworldwords October 9, 2018
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