cheesetard

noun: a person who is being brainlessly retarded

stop being a cheesetard

by Flowsie September 2, 2005

cheeseboat

1. to engage in coitus with a mammal outside of the human species

2. to perform an act of bestiality

I was especially horny, the dog was in heat, so I cheeseboated the hell out of that pup.

by ItsJester April 25, 2006

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

cheeselord

1. One, who has an extremely small penis, so small that he has to seizor girls.
2. A man who loves cheese
3. A fat nerd who plays lots of runescape
4. Similar to a wade
5. Superturtle is is idol
6. wish he could be Adriann and will

Adrian im so happy im not a cheeselord,
Wade wishes he could be a cheeselord but her to low to be a jeremy

by wadesucksballs April 10, 2008

cheeseboat

1. Douchebag

2. One who lies about their age on a forum

3. To commit an act of beastiality

1. Why did you neg me!? OMG! n00B!

2. Self explanitory

3. So I was cheeseboating the cat and it ran away. Then it came back and licked my butthole.

by kkid28 September 17, 2006

Cheesetard

The act of putting so much cheese onto something it is just retarded.

Bro 1: Man I made a pizza with 9 different cheese, straight ham
Bro 2: Bro you went full cheesetard there, you never go full cheesetard

by Nineinchesofnav April 4, 2015

cheese board

a room full of cake. (woman's ass)

Yoo! We in a cheese board rn!

by Shepity September 1, 2022