cheef

Rather than a queef, a cheef is a chode fart. It occurs when there is a greater concentration of methane than normal chode gas. A cheef often occurs after fertilization occurs.

Man, that girl gave me such a good BJ last night, I was cheefing for the next hour.

by thechodemaster January 13, 2009

cheef

The origin of this word is a mix. Combine Cheese and Beef and you get Cheef.

"Mmmm cheef on rye, with a side of Cod Flakes."

by TheCanadian July 24, 2005

cheefing

scratch you,r fanny to stay away from tranny

"scratch my fanny before i see daddy!"
"me too cheefing

by funky jazz stains August 11, 2018

mastur cheef

a general dumbass who smokes cereal and "sucks at halo".
however he has created his own language, known as Cheef Speak.
an example of this is: "why dun u smoek my poel?" or "i r coming 4 u tod lololololol"
Not to be confused with internet speak

see also: arby n' the chief

"y hello thar, i r mastur cheef! lolololol"

by A Sneaky Man June 6, 2009

Cheef Break

To pause all other enveavours and smoke a primo bowl.

Pete: "Man work sucks today."
Wallace: "Time for a cheef break?"
Pete: "You know it."

by Purple Reefer March 5, 2011

Cheef tweeting

Tweeting stupid stuff that no one cares about while high as hell off that kush, dro, haze, fruity, silver or any other strong weed etc.

Dude1 tweets: Oh sht...these peanuts I got sorta look like cashews.

Dude2 tweets: @Dude1 sit your high as down somewhere and stop cheef tweeting.

by Whogivesa_fuqq November 2, 2011

ass cheef

When you insert a burning joint of the common drug which we know as Marijuana into the Anal Rectum, and use skills specially given by God to suck the air into your Colon therefore causing the joint to burn.

Dude bend over and ass cheef this joint. Naw man my assholes still burnt from the last one.

by Matt MILLLERRRR September 26, 2006