CHED

Going asleep in a chair

Friend : want to play a game
me : nah im going ched

by Blitzle December 27, 2016

ched

Someone who would sleep on a bed made out of multiple chairs

Did you see where Jake slept last night?" "What a ched.

by Tim Tebrow January 7, 2011

Ched

The sound a sick shot in lax, soccer, etc. makes when it strikes the net. Usually only applies for top corner or top "ched" shots. The noise is most evident when the seam is hit on lax nets.

That shot was some fine ched

by Chedseeking May 18, 2011

Ched

A ched is the ultimate human being and cannot be surpassed in anything he does. He also has a big dick

Damn is that Ched?

by C39248 December 15, 2018

ched

Money. Short for cheddar.

Gimme some ched, I need some eats.

by Bubbas World October 5, 2007

Ched

Noun- a word that has been so poorly misspelled or mistyped that it has passed into nonsense

My friend recently mispronounced salmon and it became ched

by pattiecakes May 16, 2010

ched

A person in possession of both an abnormally prominent chin and forehead (CHin + forehEAD=Ched) The individual typically resembles an extraterrestrial life form, especially when combined with almond shaped eyes and/or wrap around sunglasses. The Ched's natural habitat is in the McDonald's kitchen, where he works to support a drug habit and/or pregnant underage girlfriend.

Mike: Dude, you could project a movie on that guy's forehead
Steve: Yeah his chin is shaped like an ice cream cone
Bob: Guys, he's a ched.

by john duffy October 26, 2005