Charmandering

The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it

Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022

charmander

A gay flaming dinosaur pokemon that has little or no friends and can be killed by a simple bucket of water

Hailey " I love charmander "
Dan " What the gay dinosaur pokemon?"
Hailey *cries*

by Dan987643111 June 25, 2009

Charmander

Charmander is a popular Pokemon in the anime and manga series Pokemon, as well as the Pokemon games...

Charmander is the preferred starter pokemon in Gen 1.

Charmander is the first form of his evolution line...

Charmander->Charmeleon->Charizard

Pokedex: From the time is born, a flame burns at the tip of its tail. Its life would end if the flame were to go out.

Jim: Hey what starter pokemon did you choose? I chose charmander!

Joey:I chose rattata, it's like in the top % of rattata...

Jim:Hey! ... You like my shorts?

by Mal's friend April 23, 2015

Charmander

For a male to light a firecracker and shove it down the partner's ass ( with consent of course ) and then fuck them repeatedly until the firecracker explodes.

Lady: I almost died last night!!
Lady 2: how?
Lady 1: My asshole of a boyfriend pulled a Charmander on me.

by Dick_Cheese69 September 21, 2016

charmander

A red Pokemon, one of the first on the earlier TV series. Has a flame on it's tail, which can be put out to murder the beast. Has a whiny voice. Completely uselss until it turns into charizard.

trainer: Go charmander! breathe fire!
Charmander: *whine* charmander char!

by Lord Woffle March 23, 2005

Charmander

It is supposedly a red lizard with a match on its tail. This suposed match represents its life force.If it were to run out then the charmander would turn into ashs. Also, this species of pokemon seems to be very stupid as all it can say is Char and Charmander. It can only understand very simple commands- such as bite or lick. Furthermore, its red and really really whiney.

My love for you is like an eternal flame on a charmanders tail.
Micheal raped a Charmander

by Manraj Pander May 29, 2008

charmander

A small red Pokemon with fire out of its tail. Has a whiny voice and is utterly useless until it changes into that dragon.

Ash: Go charmander, breath fire!
Cha: *whine* charmander char!

by Lord Woffle May 13, 2005