cargasm

The intense moment of pleasure one gets from a vehicle, whether seeing, drivvng, or hearing it.

I had a cargasm when I hit third and wasted that jap piece of shit honda

by cory March 21, 2005

Chargasm

A Chargasm is when a Charzard pokemon is having an orgasm and jizzes fire. This often happens when his opponent stimulates him with a lighting bolt attack.

Ash: "I choose you charzard"
Charzard: "Charzard"
Opponent: "I choose you pikachu"
Ash: "aww shit"
Opponent: "ligthning attack pikachu"
Pikachu: "PI-KA-CHUUU"
Charzard: "CHAR CHAR CHARGASM"
Ash looses

by daboss647 November 29, 2011

hairgasm

Hairgasm is a U.S. registered trademark
No. 2,390,828 owned by Louise Marie Pidwerbecki for the mark HAIRGASM, in international class 3 for hair care products.

www.hairgasm.com

by luckezz March 16, 2009

Charasmarrogant

When one is considered to be very arrogant by others, however the way the person portrays themself also makes them quite likeable and charasmatic, so it is hard for people to be offended by their arrogance.

Man1: Man that John Morrison is so arrogant!
Girl1: Yeah but the way he does it...he's also very charasmatic....
Man2: I suppose you could say he's..CHARASMARROGANT
All: SUPER DUPER DAY!

by GuruOfGreatness69 November 28, 2009

Chargasm

The act of playing with yourself (aka #masturbating) whilst thinking of the Char through the Internet.

I Chargasmed last night.

by UptownDoYouUp May 5, 2015

chatgasm

the expression of orgasmic delight by means of instant messaging.

1: oh...yes....yes YEEEESSSSS OH GOD YESSS
2: did you just chatgasm?
1: yep. you're just that good.

by shmhrshmhrshmhr November 30, 2010

Chairass

When you sit on a chir so long your ass starts to hurt. All your friends laugh at you because of this.

Josh: "Hey! Why weren't you at soccer practice today?"
Kyle: "I got chairass from playing too much W.O.W. last night!"
Josh: "hahaha! You fail at life!"
Kyle: "Um... remember how you got chairass last week?"
Josh: "*cough* yeah, well, um... that was... DIFFERENT. Okay?"

Kyle: "Haha I think that you fail more than I do"

Josh: "My ass still hurts."
Kyle: *ROFL (literally)* "Ow-mine too!"

by lvvrgrl June 16, 2009