Pussy Chained

Worst than being pussy whipped, to practically be living property of the pussy, when your girl is more like your mother and prevents you from doing any kind of activities with the homies.

Wow wish we could hangout with our homie, but we can't cause he so pussy chained.

by Dirty Defined April 7, 2015

Dick Chainey

A play on words involving the name of 46th Vice President, Dick Cheney; in which someone dangles a chain above the bed of an unsuspecting penis owner. The chain may be attached to or in close proximity to one's penis.

Quinn: "Yeah man, i found Jose in his room with some sort of BDSM kit stuck to his ceiling."

Nick: "God damn it, someone must have given him a Dick Chainey again!"

by row man April 21, 2022

chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.

The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

chainer

Someone who is attempting to do free-running or any similar movement, but failed miserably, then posting a video of it online.

He thinks by doing that he'll be cool, but he's such a chainer.

by Desmond B. January 18, 2008

Chainese

Kosher Chinese food

Eugene: Hey, Yechiel! Let's get some fuckin' chinese food!

Yechiel: Ok, but I keep kosher so we better make it chainese.

Eugene: Sounds good! I hope they have pork fried rice.

by icgn1031 December 2, 2009

chaige

(V.) The action of having the urge to throw a chair at someone

I chaige because you are my fries

by I'vealreadythrownthechair February 16, 2020

Chainese

The official language of our supreme leader chai (monrina).

I speak fluent Chainese.

by eliiiizaaaa May 4, 2020