cretaceous

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used

That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.

by Capital V December 18, 2005

Cretaceous-Cuck

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"

Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.

by Drizzller November 23, 2020

curvaceous

A term fat women use to describe themselves.

"I am a fiery, curvaceous woman with a spicy attitude and a devilish sense of humor." - Some fat chick describing herself on eHarmony.

by KupaMan August 25, 2008

curvaceous

Fat.

People may try to say you have curves, but in reality, you are Fat.

boyfriend - you have an amazing, curvaceous body, i love you
girlfriend - i'm fat? wahh boo hoo.

by Tom Bon Jovi June 9, 2007

curvaceousnessness

Being so thicc, and not being able to handle all of your curves.

People are so jealous of my curvaceousnessness.

by thicc sister1234 June 25, 2019

Cretaceous Ghidorah

A past king ghidorah from the movie "Rebirth of mothra 3". Its also mr legal son

Cretaceous ghidorah is the best ghidorah

by Purple_Tomato August 5, 2022