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Cellphcentered

A common state of being in which a person's life is directed toward and extracted from their cellphone, to the exclusion of actual experience.
She's so cellphcentered she can't take a shower without the freakin' thing in her hand. From the shower, tripping down the stairs, getting honked at while crossing the street, eyes on her phone, she's like, having dinner with tonight's guy she met through her cellphone, covertly staring at the same cellphone in her lap as she swipes right on the next three guys and sends breakup texts to the last three. Ask her the color of tonight's date's eyes, I dare you.
by Monkey's Dad October 22, 2019
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cellphone novel

A Novel written on a cellphone or written on a computer with the intent of the book being veiwed on cellphone screens, so chapters are usually written shorter so there is little to no need for scrolling.
Chapter 187 of the cellphone novel: Secondhand Memories by Takatsu

We walked in silence for a while.

The twinkling lights in the neighbourhood slowly one by one were snuffed out, like candles.

But yet, this was not a depressing thought. As people turned off their lights, the night would gently embrace everyone with peace.
Hush. The night was our lullaby.

I glanced at my handphone. It was 12 already. I hadn’t realized I had spent so much time in the hospital.

“It’s really late isn’t it?” I asked no one in particular.
by sakakikala September 12, 2009
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Cephalopodsexual

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual
by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019
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Cephas

A guy named 'Cephas', is a person you definitely want to spend time with. He'humble and will never let anyone's day go bad. He may look as the poorest in the gang but he's richer than you think. He probably knows how to cook too...I mean have you even asked the guy. He's the guy who's probably an insider. The guy fights himself to be a better version. He childhood was pretty damn hard,since birth. He could have been on the verge of death too . He the guy who loves girls and wants to make them his queen that one girl he finds ..he takes the relationship on another level. He's probably facing personal hardships right now. He's the guy who's always positive no matter what.He'll never get depressed for sure. The guy would make sure he sacrifices his life for a close one. He' ll die for his bros on the spot . If u ever get a mate like him...never I mean never get rid of the guy. He's charming with his talk and can probably manipulate any one's mind..on giving him what he wants. He mentally strong. The guy never takes things personally. He' ll make any ones day a happy one for them even if his day is bad . His name in the Bible also stands for the rock according to the testimonial belief. This man will never show his true hardships..he's the MAN
Cephas is my friend.
Cephas is a good cook.
by Ai27 March 4, 2023
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cellphone

That thing ASSHOLES talk into as they drive or walk around feeling important.
Look at that asshole on the cellphone.
by Old Redneck Troll December 28, 2005
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cellhouette

The unmistakable outline of a driver holding a cell phone to their ear. Usually seen through the rear windshield when driving directly behind said individual.
Mini-vans traditionally sport family member stickers, retractable sun screens and a cellhouette of the distracted soccer mom.
by sanmarco August 24, 2010
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Cerphaffulum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.
After seeing his homework, he had a Cerphaffulum
by IBstudent10604 February 14, 2013
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