mellophone

The greatest of the forgotten instruments in band. Mellophones are the marching version of a French horn, because french horns don't project properly to be used for marching. Many schools nowadays don't have them however, since EWHS is the best, we do. They're played in corps and often the people that play them are pretty timid, unlike their similar looking trumpets. Mellophones are the best!!!

Mellophone Player: I play the mellophone
Non Bandgeek: What's that?
Mellophone player: It's a trumpet looking object in the key of F which a huge bell the size of a French horn bell.

by Melodie October 22, 2004

Mellophone

A mellophone is what french horn players march and play in marching band. It's like a trumpet with a horn bell. Trumpet players call it a trumpet on steroids. But really, a trumpet is an anorexic mellophone.

Trumpet Player 1: Man! What is that thing?!
Trumpet Player 2: It's a mellophone. AKA a trumpet on steroids.
Trumpet Player 1: Ohhh! That's funny!
Mello Player: Really??? 'Cause I heard you play an anorexic Mello??

by Marching_Horn_Mello_Rocks April 11, 2010

cellophane

The plastic wrap around a pack of ciggarettes. A lot of times used as a "baggie" for marijuana.

"Yo, let me get that cellophane for my eighth."

by MuddyBarkus2 October 2, 2008

Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.

Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."

by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009

cellphonephrenia

An audio hallucination commonly caused by noises in the environment or in music that sound like your cell phone ringing and make you reach for your phone only to be receiving no calls.

That damn song keeps giving me cellphonephrenia and I'm constantly grabbing my pocket.

by gene clifford katter July 28, 2010

cellphone dick

When you get a boner in class and your teacher thinking it is a cellphone and grabs your dick

Teacher:no phones in class (grabs phone/dick
Student:agh THAT is my dick!!!!
Teacher:.......
class:...........
Student:Ahh cellphone dick all over again

by Paige-hey sarah i told you. March 7, 2014

mellophone

A fairly large frontal facing insturment which some people call a marching French Horn.

I like to define it as follows.

Mellophone, Noun - A trumpet(not capitalized) with a bigger penis. Used by those who either play Horn in symphony or have realized in all of their infinite wisdom that trumpets suck at life.

"Mellown" player: "I'm a Mellophone player, I'm out of tune always but I make up for it by playing at retarded volumes because dynamics don't matter in marching band, right?

Mark: "I'm a trumpet player and that makes me a horrible person, I'm stupid, annoying, and ugly, no one will ever love me genuinley, and pain and misery will haunt my pathetic life for all eternity"

by That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit January 8, 2006