Cedar

1. The name of a Tree .
2. Mentioned in various place names across the Commonwealth.
3 . A vulgar term for a Vagina.
" Come on get him to use protection , you don't want an infected Cedar !"

" Oh gosh you've done a Cedar you silly girl !"( Modern slang for Teenage Pregnancy .)
"Eww you dirty girl that Cedar needs a shave !"

4. The unfortunate breeding ground of ; STDs , Teenage Pregnancy , Drug abuse , Jeremy Kyle participants , the unemployable and Lunancy !

5. A modern day dictatorship.
" Yes we have Money , but lets not be fair , fuck over every Minion possible ." We are the power crazy."

Person 1 :"Omg that place was a Cedar ! "
Person 2 : " It might be but the good days are well and truely gone ." " Shit has got out of hand ."
Person 1. "Damn !"
Person 2. " At least you can say , I told you so ."

by ThatChild! September 1, 2014

Cedar

A resident of the Cedar Home in California, a home where the mentally impaired live with assistance.
In popular slang, someone who has limited intellecutal ability (re: a retard)

Can you believe that cedar just fell through a glass table?

by Cedarlover May 10, 2011

Cedar

Interchangeable with the phrase screw up, screwed up, and screwing up.

Cedar: A person that is a screw up.
Pulling a Cedar: The act of screwing up.
Cedared: Screwed up

"I cedared that interview, I am sure I wont get the job"
"Everything was great until I pulled a cedar last night, she will never call"

by traskos December 16, 2008

Cedar

A hoe, someone who loves people usually named Evan or Gregory.
She's really hot but still ugly and retarded.

Ew she's suuuuch a Cedar...!

by OhMyGodEw March 6, 2018

cedar water

Water in lakes and streams in the NJ pine barrens has a brown hue that is reminiscent of iced tea. This is due to a combination of naturally occurring iron in the soil plus the tannic acids from cedar trees. Ignore the other poster's ideas that it is poopy or more likely to harbor zombie fish, or whatever. Some of these places are very pleasant to swim in.

hear i am swiming in the cedar water of lake parvin

by nipsey russell August 7, 2013

Cedar Point

An amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. Has been voted 'Best Park on the Planet' eight years in a row. Opened in 1870 on the banks of Lake Erie. Is famed not only for its number of rollercoasters but also for its number of record breaks. Some of its popular rollercoasters include:

Blue Streak (1964)
Cedar Creek Mine Ride (1969)
Iron Dragon (1987)
Raptor (1994)
Millenium Force (2000)
Top Thrill Dragster (2003)

Has other series of thrill rides including:

Power Tower
Calypso
Cedar Point & Lake Erie Railroad
Demon Drop
The Sky Ride
Thunder Canyon

Cedar Point knows:

"You can't just build them, you have to build them big"

by Tum's Girl October 1, 2005

Cedar Shoals

Also referred to as: Cedar, The Shoals, Ceda Sho or Cedar Ho. Cedar Shoals is one of 2 high schools in Athens, Ga. It is the most ghetto filled school on Earth. 80% of the students are teenage parents. It is famous for its spicy chicken fridays. There is no other school like Cedar, nonetheless it is a great place, a home away from home. But pick your friends wisely or you might get shot! ONE CEDAR!

Cedar Shoals is the bomb! One Cedar!!!

by Zedsix October 13, 2011