CAMACE

It is advised to not try and speak to any form of nature that represents themselves by the alias called "CAMACE". Because not much is known about this being we rely only on the knowledge of the few who have come in contact; each of which have been left with either unusual forms of mental disease or PTSD.

Some religions use CAMACE as a way to keep their children behaved

Timmy, beware that if you stay up late that the CAMACE will come for you.

by Schutzstaffelll April 12, 2017

caimac

type of drink provided by your local source. the means of production are redistributed among all citizens.

I`m so stressed lately, I should have some caimac.

by Nea Caisa May 21, 2021

Dirty Camacho

To do the grown up (make the sex) with an onion soup smelling mexican

Lezza: "You smell onion soup?"
Kate: "Sssshh...Gabi was fuckin a mexican"
Lezza:"eww..dirty camacho"

by Dizzzid November 30, 2009

Nacho Camacho

A short, hunched over Mexican. Commonly found with a sustained injury to one or both arms causing gorilla-like movements. Found in the caves of Mexico, these Nacho Camacho's flourish. They do best in damp, dark, cold places. They have a offensively powerful breath that repels any non-Camacho being. Once believed to have only fed off of things found beneath rocks, they also enjoy a daily helping off a local Taco Truck. Unable to learn any 1 language, they rely on hand movements to communicate. Often, you will find, the hand movements rarely mean what they are indicated to. It can take years to learn how to converse with a Nacho Camacho, but it is indeed possible.

Much like their ancestors, considering very little evolutionary change, Nacho Camacho's are believed to be "dug up" rather then "born". Closely related to the Mexican ground mole, they do not develop eyesight until mid-life. They will they discover the world above ground and will search for food and living necessities for their family. Once they have collected enough rations for a new generation, they will continue their lives underground in a cave and wait for the next few decades to preserve absolute cave-dwelling tradition.

"Oh boy! That Nacho Camacho's breath sure did bowl me over!"

"HEY BOB! QUICK! Duck before that Nacho Camacho opens his mouth!"

"As soon as the Nacho Camacho placed his order to the taco truck, the truck was instantly engulfed in flames."

"Lois, RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! THE HUM-ACH IS COMING!"

by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010

Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack

Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.

by beanercamina July 4, 2021

Camachala

When someone’s is of the darker decent

I know a Camachala

by Camachala January 14, 2022

Calmachill

when a situation gets out of control and people just need to relax.

Dude you need to calmachill she doesn't like you.

by Calmate man July 14, 2009