Cagephilia

A severe mental illness that includes obsession with everything about Nicolas Cage

"Poor Mark, he was diagnosed with cagephilia two days ago. He has already started rehabilitation but the stage is too advanced, he will not make it..."

by Mr.Bianchi July 30, 2022

carepolice

A word used when someone has posted a whine post on forums.

<...............___@@@___
......____//_____?___\\_____
----,o-----CarePolice -_- -----@)
----`----(@)=========(@)-`

> omg hax, he ganked me for the 4th time!
< Please, Call the carepolice

by Kimari November 20, 2006

StarBucks Cakepop

A Starbucks cake pop is the most superior food to exist on this planet. If you say otherwise you will smooshed by Cakepop man

man: :O this that a Starbucks cakepop

y/n : ye-
man: boo boop *smooshes*

by anonymous September 3, 2021

carepurse

Noun- Purse full of care or to care about something

Jimmy - "I'm sad"
Bobby - "Carepurse"

Jimmy - "My girlfriend dumped me :("
Bobby - "I forgot my carepurse at home"

by timbro June 4, 2005

cayenne perry

a person that has the face of an angel and is very intelligent. they are considered perfect in every way and is very gorgeous .

cayenne perry is so perfect !

by findnames101 October 7, 2013

Cayenne Fire Ring

A condition of the anus encountered after the consumption of extremely spicey foods. Generally induced from cayenne, habanero and jalepeno peppered snacks and mixes. Condition does not occur until defecation afterwhich the anus will burn for minutes or up to a half hour or more depending on digestive system tolerance. Recommended treatments include ice cubes, medicated pads and rags with witch hazel, creams, ointments, and salves.

After consuming an entire can of Original Juan Spicy Trail Mix, Leroy experienced a firey ass explosion that burned like batter acid which resulted in a Cayenne Fire Ring that burned for several minutes until he shoved a wash rag soaked in witch hazel on his ass crack.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2009

Cayetana

Cayetana is a very loyal friend. She will always be there for you, to cheer you up. She is very intelligent and smart; also very sarcastic and funny. She is an extrovert and has a lot of friends.

Cayetana is a great friend!

by sarah.howard November 11, 2019