Cayen

A really nice and friendly person

OMG you’re such a Cayen, I love you

by Suckyamundeekhead October 11, 2018

Cayen

Really nice girl. Pretty chill, little weird but In a good way. 10/10 person.

Wow you’re such a Cayen. 😉

by Carllllllthatkillspeople November 2, 2019

Cayen

A rude term used to describe the lowest and worst of the pedophiles and sex offenders. Although primarily used to describe perverted behavior, it can also refer to anything that makes one a terrible person.

Person 1- "Tbh 12- year- old girls are kinda sexy..."
Person 2- "Stop being such a cayen!"

by GuitarGirl_CC November 2, 2016

The Calendar Option

A technique of temporarily “saving face” with colleagues, bosses, customers, and auditors by changing every calendar and clock in a particular workplace in an effort to cover up a missed deadline. “The Calendar Option” is the “Nuclear Option” of work place fault misdirection. “The Calendar Option” should only be used when the monumental task of changing dozens of calendars, clocks, and watches pales in comparison to actually completing ones assigned task on time. Hacking of local computer and cellular networks is usually preferred, as these sources represent the primary ways of determining dates and times. “The Calendar Option” will buy you enough time to prepare a resume, write a cover page, and apply for other jobs in the timespan prior to your superiors realizing you’ve elegantly gamed them to death. Worried about future employment? Don’t! One who can successfully employ “The Calendar Option” is often far under-employed anyway. This fact is clearly demonstrated as the time, energy, intelligence and sheer skill required to pull off the maneuver could be accomplished by no less than an American, tier 1, Special Forces operator who is also a Ninja.

Are you late? Can’t blame a colleague? Can’t blame your computer? Can’t blame the weather? Don’t even bother! Just employ “The Calendar Option” and you won’t need to blame a thing because the calendar and clocks say “you’re not late!”

late nuclear option option ninja bad employee blame

by Darren Besert January 21, 2016

calentada

A prison term that’s you’re going to get jumped by your raza for not following the rules

That’s fool is going to get a calentada if he keeps fucking up

by Wickedspic December 9, 2018

calendula

the flower of a heart break

1970/2020

"Why I'm probably the best in town to help you with that, young lad. What are you growing?" “Calendulas.”

by shell bay April 21, 2021

princess cadence

The best princess from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic!

"Sunshine, sunshine! Ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves, and do a little shake!"

and since i need to include the word "princess cadence" in the description, because urbandictionary is just plain old retarded...
princess cadence

by 730cute November 15, 2013