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So, did you get to go fishing for caviar last night?
by The Gorton's Fisherman May 15, 2006
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Caviar

Known also as roe, caviar is simply fish eggs harvested from the sturgeon, salmon and other fish. Some types are quite rare, such as beluga, leading to bans on imported caviar of specific types in countries. To add insult to injury, the task of successfully harvesting eggs is painstakingly hard as the sturgeon must not come to any fear, if so, a chemical will be released which spoils the taste of the eggs.

Once the eggs are harvested, a fine delicacy has been crafted. Many think it is only a rich person's food, and in a way, it is. The unique taste of caviar is often an acquired taste at that. Caviar shouldn't be eaten alone to fill you up, this will burn a hole in your pocket. The reason it is eaten, is to enjoy the flavor alongside a meal, perhaps as a finisher. In a way you could say its an expensive lollipop. You really don't eat them to fill you up, but just to enjoy the taste. I, myself have only eaten caviar very few times. It is something to enjoy moderately.
Black caviar has a very peculiar flavor, it is usually less salted. The larger the grain of the black caviar the more expensive it is. the smaller the cheaper.

Red caviar is more salty and more fishy in taste, it is somewhat slightly reminiscent of lox, just slightly. Lets say if you put lox in a processor , kind of comparable. Red caviar is saltier and not as "fine" tasting, it is not as distinct as black.
by Aldaraia December 19, 2009
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texas caviar

A sexual act in which one partner eats an excess of assorted beans, salsa, and sweet corn, and then defecates onto the butt of his/her partner. The feces, typically runny, is then used as lubricant.
Yo, did you try Texas caviar with Elizabeth last night?

No bro, that shit's fucked up.
by Fifths fifths June 16, 2015
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pink caviar

The female genitalia, from the perspective of performing cunnilingus.
"Honey, what are we eating tonight?"

"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"

"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."
by Bob Stein December 12, 2012
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hippie caviar

Chia seed "pudding", created by soaking Chia seeds in a liquid such as milk or juice. Resembles the gooey texture of caviar.
"I made some organic triple shadowless vegan hippie caviar from Chia seeds, almond milk and cage free honey."
by skye1125 November 14, 2013
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Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12
Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls
by danny.swish March 10, 2020
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ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.
The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.
by androkyne June 29, 2021
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