catsup

a seasoned pureed condiment usually made from tomatoes.

Back in the days instead of ketchup, it was pronounced Catsup.

by Offline-Me March 1, 2021

Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy

The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption

My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold

by Doodlebobber2881 June 12, 2021

Catsup

What cats put on their chips.

My pussy sure loves catsup!

by Pensil December 30, 2021

catsup

Older version of "ketchup" made by Heinz

I would like catsup with my fries.

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le March 28, 2022

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

Catshup

Tomatoe sauce used with meat and French fries.

Pass me the Catshup for my fries.

by Mywifedontbelieveme October 25, 2023

drunk catsup

a shot:

3 parts shitty vodka, 1 part store brand hot sauce

to be taken with an old friend, you must have at least 7 of these each, otherwise it's called, "two bloody vagina-saucers"

Me and my old friend from high school blacked out during a drunk catsup session last night; I don't remember a thing, we'll have to catch up again some other time.

by derpaderpalurkalurkaherca December 5, 2012