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Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.
catsup by BOBVIARGE May 16, 2006
What stupid asses call ketchup
Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
catsup by Nettled October 15, 2003

Rusty Catsup Bottle 

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.
She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.
How ketchup was spelled back in the good old days, eventually people started saying catsup like "ketchup" then it got changed.
"Hunt's Catsup"
Catsup by uberpwnz0rrofl September 6, 2009
No, it's not the tomato condiment that you put on your French fries but the express train you ride in the hope of catching the local train you just missed.
Fuck---just missed my 6 train at Brooklyn Bridge. I'll take the catchup to 14th Street---maybe I can pick up the 6 from there.
catchup by pentozali January 10, 2014
1.Idiots who can't spell Ketchup right.

2. Cat Soup. With a tagalog acsent.
Idiot: Please pass the Catsup.
Super-Genius: ITS KETCHUP DOUCHEFAG!
Catsup by Ketchup Muncher July 5, 2009