catpants

A generic insult; or in some cases a substitution for a person's name (depending on context).

Look, here comes catpants.

by Aoe November 17, 2003

AL CAPWN'D

pwning someone so hard that they want to crawl into a hole crying, and masturbating till death.

Origin

Tommy and Jake surfing Banocanyon and an Al CAPWNING n00bs

April 14, 2003

Scores:
Counter-Terrorist
The DOmInaTor 15 8
13375K337 13 7
{SkS} CARL 0 56

Terrorist
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y 21 5
{SkS} J.A.K.E. 20 4
Player 1 55

{SkS} CARL: i have a op..
{SkS} T.O.M.M.Y.: Its awp, and thats a scout..
{SkS} J.A.K.E.:AL CAPWN'D

by tman0991 December 29, 2007

catpants

a name given to special pants for people who are stressed at work. supposedly petting cats makes one less stressed. said pants are more like chaps with fur that you can wear over your smart clothes.

oh gosh, i need to run home! i forgot my catpants for the 2 o'clock meeting later! catpants!

by candice rugg (catpants rugg) September 4, 2006

CatPen

Lord of the shuckles king of the eggs

CatPen has encountered a Lv 70 S Exeggcute!

by BrodyPen May 26, 2018

Capwned

Refering to pwned, yet it sounds much better and has some relivence to the mobking Alfons Capone

Damn man, we got fucking capwned
or
Wooeee we capwned them noobs

by Papamuntz! October 16, 2005

Carpwned

Another word for pwned but better. Basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

The History:
My friend and i were talking about how Steve Erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to to "steve erwin got harpooned." but instead i mis-styped and wrote "Steve Erwin got carpooned" and it soon evolved to carponed--> carpwned.

SO YES. This is a movement. Use this word ALL THE TIME in any situation you can. In sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

Carpwned. Its a way of life.

Word Created by Keenan's mistyping and Chris' evolvation of the word.

Your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
He drops it.
"carpwned!"

by KeenanCarpwnedYou December 13, 2008

Catownage

Pronounced cu-toe-nij. Complete and total ownage. This word resets the bar of expectation that the over use of the word ownage has lowered.

Me: C-C-C-CATOWNAGE!!!!
Loser: Wow, a perfect on all 3 matches?
Me: You call it 3 perfects, I call it CATOWNAGE!!!

by Efrisp March 22, 2009