"I might as well just drop out now!"
"Why would you do that?!"
"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"
"...."
"I'm just saying... Think about it..."
"Why would you do that?!"
"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"
"...."
"I'm just saying... Think about it..."
by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010
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Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
by PRC 123 July 23, 2011
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This is a critical email failure. It is caused by one seeing a very important email in the inbox and then putting it off so the proper time and thought can go into the reply. By procrastinating, the email then gets buried by new emails pouring in and it never gets responded to, causing a catastrophe.
Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC
Term coined by Byrnes Consulting, LLC
Question: "Why did Bob get fired?"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"
Reply: "A catastrophEmail took another victim. If only he replied right away!"
by Byrnes Consulting, LLC November 8, 2017
Get the catastrophEmail mug.An overturning misfortune that turns into a fiasco that makes you lose sight of your original purpose or plan.
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In poker terms-When your plan of bluffing with complete air, nothing that resembles a hand, blows up in your face and puts you out of the tourney.
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In poker terms-When your plan of bluffing with complete air, nothing that resembles a hand, blows up in your face and puts you out of the tourney.
by BigSkinnyExpress April 12, 2011
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(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)
Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail
(Rides bike off a set of stairs and faceplants)
Person 2: This is what happens when you attempt something you shouldn't. This isn't epic, but you get a catastrophic fail
by The Immortal Dragon December 30, 2010
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I mispelled 'catastrophy'.
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