Cleveland Catch-and-Release

This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.

While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.

by B. C. Anderson August 7, 2008

catch 'n' release

when you're in the club or at sumthin where a lot of people are dancing you do the fishing pole move to an ugly girl across the floor. She will respond and start being "reeled in" as she gets close you take a suprised look at her and pretend 2 pull out a pair of pliers and you cut the line. Then you pull out your cell fone, and pretend 2 call your wing man who will be standing by. He runs up behind you and you jump on his back and you run away laughing.

guy 1"dude what were u doin last night doin the fishing move with that hideous chick?"
guy 2 "oh, nuthin, just a little catch 'n' release"
guy 1 "lol sweet playa"

by negative boss hog October 16, 2005

Catch & Release

What you are doing if your date is married to someone else.

Are you single? I won't date you if you are already married. I don't do Catch & Release.

by the Duchess of Demos March 14, 2009

Catch and Release Phrase

To pick up and use a new catch phrase, only to abandon it when it becomes popular.

Everytime I used to hear Blue Oyster Cult on the radio I would yell "More Cowbell!!" until I heard Biff in acounting do the same. Then I knew it was time for me to make "More Cowbell!!" a Catch and Release Phrase and move on.

by flyhaed July 9, 2013

Catch-and-Release

When you catch the semen under the table from the person sitting across the desk from you and release it into the toilet bowl.

Hey Jimbo, could you open your hands real quick? I've got a quick catch-and-release here for you comin in hot!

by cajunesports October 3, 2019

Catch and Release

The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.

Pettey: Did you just catch and release?
Flitton: Yea, this salty fish tastes great on this pie.

by Benitration November 28, 2016

Catch and release

When you give someone a bj and hold it in your mouth until you kiss them, then let it run into his mouth.

I did a catch and release on David last night.

by SarahSmurf March 30, 2019