Carver

Jerking off into sweaty used socks.

"Guys I just pulled a Carver last night."

by dbst69 November 3, 2008

Carver

A hobo that lives in an abandoned minibus and jerks off into empty turtle shells.

RUN AWAY, IT'S CARVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gil Avrahami February 2, 2017

Carver

N. A douchebag with a small penis and bad hair, usually un-showered.

"Ew, that guy is such a carver."

by Hottie McHottStuff February 9, 2007

Carver

He is literally the coolest guy out there. If you ever meet anyone named Carver you will find that is extremely handsome, intelligent, and friendly. You can always be yourself around him. He would run into a burning building to save you and emerge without a scratch. Literally god.

Carver has an enormous phallic member

by DanielSpaniel January 14, 2019

throat carver

An extremely harsh on the throat cigarette,whether it be tailor made or a rollie.
Can be used singular or plural.

That first cigarette of the day after a night on the piss is a throat carver.
Marlboro cigarettes are throat carvers,especially unfiltered.

by GS71 April 6, 2015

Pumpkin Carver

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}

Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016