Carrots 

Dildoe

Yes my new carrots arrived

Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!

Carrots by Ill manors May 6, 2017

Carrots 

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.

I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.

Carrots by Google.no January 23, 2018

carrots 

skinny legend fingers

Person: Hey you have nice carrots
Another person: What?
Person: Your fingers .-.

carrots by stanstraykidsandstreamgodsmenu July 17, 2020

carrots 

a food to eat if u want to get louis tomlinson ;)

"i like girls who eat carrots"-louis tomlinson

carrots by LouisTomlinsonIsTheSun July 6, 2021

Carrots 

Big Money / Fat Cash

"Loads of money 'cause I'm arrogant
Riding with Lola Bunny 'cause I got carrots" - Chief Keef

Carrots by huslrenergy July 28, 2021

carrots in your ear 

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.

john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"

carrots in your ear by kay stash July 26, 2012

carrots and shits 

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

carrots and shits by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020