Card boarded

Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.

Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.

by I have all the answers December 15, 2014

Time Card Hour

The excessive and unproductive time one uses to fill out ones weekly time card. Often there could be many different drafts, and various levels of proof reading til a final draft is completed. Usually, task have to be exaggerated in order to look like a productive work week. Many times work is of what other employees have done. Time Card Hour will coincide with the need to get a really, really good clean up and also the need to blow out ( dust ) tool boxes.

We are not going to get much done today, time card hour and we need to get ready for the weekend at hand.

Today's Time Card Hour last almost 3 hours.

by 7mary3 September 15, 2014

Cardarine

Cardarine, also known as GW 501516, is a PPAR agonist that increases endurance. When combined with exercise, it can help you be stronger and more athletic and have more stamina so you don't get tired as quickly. Some people think it's a SARM. It's technically not a SARM(Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator). Cardarine boosts stamina, endurance, workout capacity, and fat loss after just days of usage.

I used cardarine to gain more stamina during exercise!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021

V-Card Syndrome

a medical condition: When a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. This woman who holds the mans "v card" has complete control over him for a period of time.

Ever since Jon banged Kate hes been acting like a pussy whipped faggot. Havent seen him in weeks.

I know man, a bad case of V-Card Syndrome.

by davidnfld July 22, 2010

cardiff troyster

Cardiff Troyster is a gambling term for a person who is incredibly good and/or lucky.
They are always in front of the game whatever that may be and always have plenty of cash from winning

'Can you believe Mark again!? He came here with $100 and 30minutes later he is winning over $1000, that guy is a Cardiff Troyster'

'I saw a guy in the casino last night who was an all round Cardiff Troyster, he won on everything he played'

by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

That and a platinum card

That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.

Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Uno Reverse Card

The ultimate comeback that NOBODY can resist. It out powers "no u"

Me: your mom gay lol
12 year old: no u
Me an intellectual: *places down uno reverse card*

by Un Jong Kim June 3, 2018