Sexy ass couple of the year. Carine has the record for the biggest hickey's and Darren has the record for the biggest dick.
by Talarigo2 December 11, 2011
Get the Carine and Darren mug.While a male drops an Upper Deck, a girl drops an AC Slater and performs a Blumpkin at the same time.
by meeks105 August 19, 2009
Get the German Carnival mug.A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.
Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.
Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)
Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?
Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.
People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.
Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)
Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?
Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.
People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.
Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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by Baron S. July 2, 2009
Get the The Carnival mug.Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.
by Ben-adam December 14, 2011
Get the Carniphobia mug.Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013
Get the Carnival Triumph mug.Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.
Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
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