Carpet Carcass

the skeletal remains founder under shit in a hoarder's house.

Dude, Did you see hoarders last night? There were four carpet carcasses in that bitch's house, yo.

by Fish & Food Bowl August 13, 2011

carcass

a dead body; my girlfriend during sex

"Get this fucking carcass out of my trunk!"

by Alexius November 6, 2003

carcass

Carcass are an English melodic death metal band from Liverpool. They formed in 1985 and disbanded a decade later. A reunion was enacted in 2008 without one of its original members, drummer Ken Owen.

Although widely regarded as pioneers of the grindcore genre, their early work was also tagged as "splatter death metal", "hardgore" and "goregrind" because of their gruesome album covers and lyrical content.

"Carcass kicks ass."

by Hearse Driver December 27, 2008

Czarcasm

noun.
Also "tsarcasm."
1. Derisive and intentional irony relating to Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.
2. The derisive and intentional irony of Russian, Bulgarian, or Serbian monarchs.

1. Rasputin's drunken and biting czarcasm offended Alexandra, who, unbeknownst to him, had come into the room.

2. Peter's pithy reply to his minister was an accomplishment in czarcasm.

by Andrew Simpson, Esq. July 25, 2008

cargasm

The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

carcass

Classic death metal band from England.

Have you heard the Carcass album 'Wake Up and Smell the Carcass'?

by Vaikkonen March 8, 2005

Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath

When ones breath smells like they've been chewing on a rotting animal carcass that had been left in the hot sun, combined this with not drinking liquids for a long period of time and you get Thirsty Rotten Carcass Breath.

I once tongue kissed this guy at a party but almost gagged because he had thirsty rotten carcass breath. He needed a drink, a mint and an orthodontist.

by Big Bobby Bacon November 8, 2012