faptitude

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

by GinaMina November 13, 2007

Naptitude

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day

Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes

by teroblacknight May 6, 2009

certitude

The scientific version of the word certainty

Shepard Smith (when describing lewd Anthony Wiener underpants pictures): Something of this nature, that uh.. belongs on your person or doesn't, and not be - have any certitude about whether it is yours but uh when you've lived with certain things all your life you know you think eventually you probably know. what's yours.
Befuzzled blond: Well-

by paralizedhummingbird February 20, 2014

social aptitude

Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.

He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.

by NataWolf November 19, 2015

Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011

aptitude

Someone's aptitude for a particular kind of work or activity is their ability to learn it quickly and to do it well.

He drifted into publishing and discovered an aptitude for working with accounts.

by lisbethsalander April 12, 2014

CANDITUDE

CANDITUDE IS A TERM USED TO DEFINE AN ATTITUDE IN LIFE THAT REFLECTS AN "I CAN DO IT" SPIRIT. AN APPROACH TO LIFE THAT SAYS I AM UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF ACTIVITIES , I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE ALWAYS HAD DONE THEM FOR ME.

MY COUSIN'S WIFE RECENTLY LOST HIM TO CANCER, AND IN THE PAST YEAR HAS REFUSED TO NOT GIVE IN TO THE DESIRE TO HAVE OTHERS HELP WITH ROUTINE CHORES THAT MY COUSIN PERFORMED ON A DAILY BASIS. HER ATTITUDE, IS "I CAN DO THIS" AND SHE SAYS SO QUITE VOCALLY. MY WIFE HAS ALSO TAKEN ON A SIMILAR ATTITUDE TO TAKE ON MORE OF MY DAILY CHORES AND SHE ALSO HAS THE "CANDITUDE'

by joe palooka October 29, 2012