Carpenter Theory

When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.

I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.

by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010

stop cappin

What you say when you call someone out on their bs. When someone’s lying

John: Yeah she let me hit it

Reid: Bro, we all know she didn’t. Stop Cappin

by NinjaJie May 4, 2019

sabrina carpenter

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too)

There's nothing she can't do.

"Holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nithing she can't do."

by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017

Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter is not only my favorite singer and actress, but she is my family. She is so open and genuine to all of her fans. Sabrina is so beautiful on the inside and out. It's such a shame that there are people calling her a Disney star because she is so much more than that and has so much potential. I predict that she is going to be as big as her musical influences Adele and Rihanna. If you have never listened to her music, why are you still here? Go listen! Yes, you! Go listen!

And her acting... Sabrina is one of the best there is. She does many different roles and even tried one out of her comfort zone! It is easy to tell that Sabrina loves what she is doing. You can watch her in Girl Meets World, The Hate U Give, Tall Girl, and many more projects! Coming up she has Clouds, Work It and more she hasn't mentioned yet!

I love Sabrina with every part of my heart and can't wait to see her change the world! :)

Mom: You need to stop obsessing over Sabrina Carpenter.

Me: She has been there for me when you weren't.

Mom: She is a nothing.
Me: She is my everything, and my family. That's all that matters.

by Johnny Wolf October 9, 2019

Helen Carpenter

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.

Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.

by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009

Carpentrate

The action of being a hot guy who has the potential to be a carpenter based on his rugged looks. He hasn't shaved for a few days, plaid shirt, deep voice etc.

or

The verbe of carpenter work.

- I bet he would look really good carpentrating with his shirt off.

- Can you Carpentrate me a chair?

by Seatherfer April 12, 2010

carpenter's dream

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019