Canteen Badges

Food stains on one’s clothing, letting you know what they had for lunch without you having to ask

‘Did you see the state of Ronnie’s vest, was covered in canteen badges’

by Jess_Rabbit July 10, 2023

Poor Fellow's Canteen

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.

John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

by fellowman12 January 26, 2011

why was invader zim canceled?

So.. why was invader zim Canceled? A sentence often used by fans of the most amazing cartoon created, invader Zim. Invader Zim was canceled because Nickelodeon didn't have enough funds to support it, or views. They didn't get views because Nickelodeon couldn't find a proper schedule for the show. Causing viewers to not know when to turn on their televisions. But the show was left with one important question.. How can they not support everyone's favorite cartoon but spend all their money on the KCA?

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by PieIsHotOhYeah April 11, 2014

cantilever

An architectural/structural term meaning "overhang," or a really nerdy way to talk about someone with large breasts.

Man, I sure like to stand under her cantilever.

by Polska59 February 15, 2009

canteen

A type of portable jar (complete with a cap) able to hold much water, and only water.

"The military uses water canteens which are put into pouches. Or should I say they used to. Now there is a straw beside them which allows them to move their lips sideways to slurp. Kinda nice, not to mention hi-tech, but let's hope it doesn't foster laziness."
-me

by Dave June 28, 2004

canteen

The lunch room for the guy at the depot. The canteen is now Dum Dums (who is from whoreleons) turf. If you buy anytings from any other source (Glen), Dum Dum will scream at you until he is on the brink of a stroke. The main food groups sold at the canteen are Chucks, Twix saputo products and of course, toass. Some guy steals from the depot to run his grow operation.

"Guy, we have a viande in the Cantsteens today, because some guy steal from the cantsteens and some other guy put the toass in the wrong slots!"

by John the old cleaner December 6, 2004

Submission canceled

Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.

I GET THIS EVERY TIME I TRY TO ADD A DEFINITION!!!!!!! I EVEN FOLLOW ALL THE GUIDELINES! WTF

you add that def last nite?

no, it said Submission canceled!!!

by homeeeG March 1, 2008