Canola Twister

An erotic game that requires the following
1 Gallon of Canola Oil
1 Twister Board
2-12 People

After everyone is comfortably naked, all are required to douse themselves in Canola Oil, and proceed to play twister naked and covered in oil. The game lasts untill the last person falls over, or the entire group starts an orgy. Different variations such as Peanut Twister, played with peanut oil, are equally as fun, but run the risk of an allergic reaction among participants. This is a great game to be played on days when school might be cancelled or closed early during a snowstorm.

John, Steve, and I went over to Tina's house with some other girls, and played a game of Canola Twister. The orgy started when John slipped on right-hand-red and plowed Tina's ass. A really fun night.

by MCtrack January 8, 2011

Spill Canvas

Really Awesome Band.I Can't Believe I'm The First Person To Comment On Them. *Punches Keyboard*
They're From Dakota,What More Do You WanT?
Also,They BLow Fall Out Boy AWAAAY!
Take THAT Pete Wentz!

Spill Canvas:
Sunsets and Car Crashes

Spill Canvas:
One Fell Swoop

by bandanasrerad August 22, 2006

Canovatastic

When you're already at ur limit when it cums to maths. But out of his big cock he puls a chalk and starts writing a mathematical theory on the black board. you want to kill your self but then he whips out his massive schlong and strikes you on the face with it so you are schlonged and have the motivation to do more maths. As a reward you can suck his dick

OH MY GOD! That student just got schlonged. I can't believe it, it was so Canovatastic. It was amazing how much force he put in to his massive dick!

by DICKIPIKI March 23, 2023

Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.

Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person

I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.

by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009

Canvas ripper

A loud fart, lasting several seconds, sounding much like someone ripping apart a large sheet of canvas. It can be smelly or benign, wet or dry. It gains it's distinctive sound and volume by being expelled under great intestinal pressure, with the pucker-string pulled as tight as possible. Some people often have to reach around and separate the cheeks prior to release, in order to reduce any restriction of flow, and to achieve the loudest possible volume.

Every morning, dad would walk down the hallway to my room, kick open the door, hyke up one leg, and wake me up with his morning canvas ripper.

by Ibin Yankinoff March 30, 2017

Obja Canva

You can obja canva about anything on a boy whether its his dick his tennis balls or his scrunchy hole it doesnt matter which one or if all!

Him: What are you gonna do?
Her: Im gonna obja canva your hairy dick

by obja canva god 2019 baby October 9, 2019