sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.

Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle

by Niggadicks July 3, 2006

Cankster

anyone living life as a victim of cankles.

Hey, you should buy those capris. They are cute." .... "I don't think so. They will accentuate my cankles." .... "Good thinking."... "Thanks. Just livin the life of a cankster.

by livinthelifeofacankster March 16, 2011

horse-canister

Somebody that jacks off horses

"The rancher was a horse-canister"

by Wife killer December 18, 2015

cannister

A tank of gas that you can attach to things and pop its cap off to make it move in JBMod for HL2.

Omg I made this thing launch so high in JBMod!

I attached 10 cannisters to a buggy and made it go FLYING!!

by happyface_0/dave December 16, 2004

Cannisters

Large and well-shaped breasts on a good looking woman who isn’t fat. Jugs knockers

Wow, Did you see the Cannisters on that Cheerleader in front of us yesterday at the football game ?!

by Trim Hits December 11, 2018

whore canister

Deadly, not to be messed with. Any container, usually cylindrical, containing something evil. An adult website. Military: Any type of explosive device that may be found along the ground. A dirty magazine.

...man...your opening a whore canister if you go in that place!_____PLEASE put away the whore canisters. Damn...who hid the whore canisters. Where's my whore canister?

by Billwjm September 7, 2007

walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

The name speaks for itself. Someone who gets around and not in a glorious way. The kind of person you're reluctant to shake hands with if you're not wearing both rubber gloves and a space suit.

Don't go out with that girl. Sure she's easy but she's a walking canister of every disease ever transmitted sexually.

by Sam is a Dick May 23, 2007