CANK

The lovechild of golf and soccer where players (that are blown out of their trees i.e. high) kick a soccer ball to targets as determined by each player. This game is typically played across the entirety of the household premises (indoor, outdoor, in your neighbor’s garden, all’s fair game).

Grab a ball and let’s CANK.

Neymar would be a killer at CANK.

by Corekneelius September 18, 2019

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

canks

Abbreviation of cankles.
An ebonics phrase used by black folk (or people who believe that they too, are black)to describe the fatty build up around the lower area of their legs. You see, little one, the morbidly obese have no differentiation between their calves and ankles, therefore "CANKLES" or CANKS for short.

M-giggly: B-doc, you can't wear those flood pants when we go to the carnival!
B-Doc: Well Why the jizzle-dizzle not?
M-giggly: your canks be showin! youz nasty! Im gonna get me some watermelon and biscuits!

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt December 21, 2004

Cank

A woman which is both a cunt and a skank.

Dang look at that rusty ass cank!!!

by Asia kimm December 10, 2011

Cank

A nonviolent, attractive gang of girls who are sexually active, usually between the ages of 11-18. Also can be used as a reference to something cool.

Carley: "Let's hang with cank."
Allie: "I wish I was a cank."
Nikki: "That ride is cankin'!"
Kim: "We could cank that."

by CankGurl May 30, 2010

Canking

Canking is a youtube from Birmingham, who normally ask the public questions such as, what race do you prefer and how do the mandem pull girls. You may see him in London, Stratford.

I just watched Canking, his channel is great you should check it out!

by n2humble June 24, 2018

Cank

A dirty rotten swine type of person.

My ex was a cank. She kept cheating on me with old men.

by twin_stacks October 16, 2019