canivore

Someone who's diet consists of cannabis and cannabis containing foods.

"Jesus man, you eat meat? That's wrong"
'Nah, this is a cannaburger.'
"What the fuck is a cannaburger?"
'It's made entirely out of cannabis, kinda like a soy burger.'
"So you made a burger made entirely of weed?"
'Well it can be made of any cannabis products. I'm a canivore.'
"That burger, is entirely weed?"
'Yeah man...sure...but I'm a canivore.'
"Jesus Christ... Hey man, I'm.. ah, hungry, mind if I --"

by Kieran King October 21, 2007

candynose

one who loves to nasally ingest massive amounts of cocaine

"Any coke left or wha?"

"No, candynose sniffed the works of it."

by dopenose69 May 18, 2010

candyfreak

Someone who plays candy crush 24/7 and will not stop for anything but sleep or to tell you all about one level.

my friend tod is a candyfreak

by porkisgood123 February 18, 2018

candylope diet

A weight-loss regiment where da only exercise ya get is to amble down da street to da sweets-shop.

Garfield finds health-foods to be intolerable, so da only weight-loss regimen he'd be able to stand would be da candylope diet.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020

candyfornia

Heaven, its full of candy, has cotton candy clouds, but most of all, IT HAS KATY PERRY!!!!!!!

person 1: im going somewhere on vacation!
person 2: where?
person 1: candyfornia!
person 2: *dies of jealousy*

by Katy Perry is the best February 8, 2022

Candycorn

Steve Cobs from Inanimate Insanity and King Candy from Wreck it Ralph in a "Crackship" or a "Rarepair" often pairing the two in a romantic relationship status

Me: OH MY GOD I LOVE CANDYCORN SO MUCH, THEY HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMONNNN
My friend: dude.. this is the twelveth time this day you mentioned candycorn..

by VeeSunnySwade February 3, 2026

Poppin_candycorn

Poppin_candycorn is a Hispanic furry Instagram and Twitter artist. They go by Candy, and use she/they pronouns. They draw their own OCs and many fanarts of others' OCs in their uniquely colorful & cute artstyle. They also have a ToyHouse where they sometimes sell adopts and art commissions.

Hey, you know Poppin_candycorn?
Yes, that's my mutual on Instagram! That artist draws such adorable fanarts!! And they're really chill as a person. too.

by PHOENIX-P February 2, 2023