Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

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stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video

soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

by insert a handle here UwU March 7, 2020

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Norwegian Candy Bar

When you poop on a girl's chest and it gets squeezed between the tits. Making the shit flat, resembling a candy bar.

I totally laid a Norwegian Candy Bar on that girl's chest yesterday!

by XXa7xXXbfmvXXbmth January 9, 2011

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A rare type of dinosaur still found in the Appalachian Mountains. This creature has an ability to shape change. It is most often found in the form of a short raver chick with purple streaked hair, baggy jeans, and platform sneakers. Often bakes rawrcakes for those who are special to her.

The Candysarus said rawr; that means she loves you.

by xmunchkinx December 17, 2008

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