Mucho Calor Pene

When two partners engage in a highly dangerous and flammable variation on anal sex. The receiving partner lines his/her anal canal with sandpaper, while the giving partner covers the tip of their penis with a thick layer of sulfur; turning the penis into a match-like combustible. The two partners begin to perform the rituals of anal sex, effectively igniting the penis in a rage of flame. This practice has been linked to the sado-masochistic practices of the BDSM culture. It is one of the most dangerous acts of abnormal sexuality and is not practiced at most dungeons.

Joe always was a receiver because being the dominant partner did not bring enough pain to satisfy his masochistic desires. That is until he heard of the Mucho Calor Pene! Now that son of a bitch is giving it left and right. And I heard his cock looks like a burnt cheeto!

Dude I gave that bitch a Mucho Calor Pene, and now my dick smells like charcoal, and tastes like a used frying pan. Shit!!

by Titty Tipplenits September 27, 2009

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Calorically Challenged

The politically correct term for fat people who are sensitive about their weight.

"Holy shit! Look at that fat chick inside McDonald's!"
"Dont you mean calorically challenged chick inside McDonald's?"

by mrbacon1225 July 6, 2014

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Calone

Calone is a person that love sports, loyal, funny, smart and someone that will always be there for you

I really want a Calone some day😫

by CJ_2525 February 26, 2019

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Calocha

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la chocha" --> Cal - ocha

Calor = heat
Chocha = vagina
Calocha = heat in the vagina

Uncomfortable heat in a woman's vagina when its hot outside due to the weather or room temperature.

Boy: It's so hot outside! It must be over a 100!

Girl: Tell me about it I have such a calocha!

by CBK88 October 8, 2011

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