when the scrotum is so filled with semen, due to a lack of female contact, it explodes into a girls mouth and causes her to choke.
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Caden is a lovely bloke who looks like an oversized snorlax/blue whale, He loves to play Ispy. His favourite location to play in is the Mcdonalds child playground preferably with children under the age of 10. He is very attractive and will cuddle you with a lot of love and affection, you will be woken up with a beautiful 'Good morning sleeping beauty' each morning and a nice morning wood pressing up against you. he calls it 'Breakfast in Bed'
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Get the Caden Cairns mug.A piano player and celebrity in the music scene of New Zealand through the bands "Secondi" and "Echolypse". Recently a youtube hit with his song "Miller Rose".
More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".
Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.
More commonly referred to by his followers as "Chirny", "Marky Mark", or "THE MAN".
Mark Chirnside sends his followers into an obedient trance using his power over coffee and pianos to induce their adoration. Using his knowledge of arpeggios, THE MAN will captivate even further and attempt to mate, his most frequent attempts appear to be directed towards men of the "Bosmanius Clan" who are his most devoted followers.
CHIRNY: "Thyne eyes looketh like arpeggios..."
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."
-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.
FOLLOWER: "Oh Mark Chirnside, oh. oh Oh. OOH. HOOOO."
-extract from previous attempts to woo the bosmanius clan.
by bosmaniuslittleus December 11, 2011
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Logan Thomas' success last season was soon forgotten, as O'Cainspringsome's playcalling in 2012 left him underutilized, underprotected, and left out to dry, requiring him to return for a senior season to put him higher on the draft boards.
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2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”
2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”
3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”
3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
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