Cadavering

Similar to planking, cadavering is a practical joke involving acting dead in a public place.

"Oh my gosh, is he dead?" "No, he's just cadavering."

by bearfruit September 9, 2012

cadaver toes

When you or someone has feet that are so cold and pale, their feet could be part of a cadaver. Sometimes emphasized by pale blue nail polish.

Her feet were so cold, she had a mad case of cadaver toes.

by geniuspenny5 September 7, 2013

queef cadaver

A high-pitched voof that ultimately attracts shit eating insects i.e. flies, Jeffery Dhamer, James Van Der Beek

Steves mom emits a terrible odor from her Levi's, oh golly that seal bark must have actually been a queef cadaver.

by KingSlaw August 28, 2008

cadaver

a dead corpse that someone digs up to sexually abuse

ex 1: i wonder how many cadavers daniel uses in a week...

ex 2: dang, daniel really used that cadaver...

by THATKID September 20, 2012

No sauce on this cadaver

A no-go, "that doesn't work with me," "that's not chill with me." Comparable to "no-sauce."

That's no sauce on this cadaver!

by Fish tank February 24, 2011

cadaver cheese

Literally would mean a "cheese like" substance forming on a corpse. However, the term is mostly used to mess with a waitress when ordering food.

Customer: Do you have cadaver cheese?

Waitress: Let me go check...

by Clustmaster P January 10, 2010

cadaver cunt

A vagina so bad in shape it practically smells foul like cadaver meat.

Derp: Dude I banged that chick last night and my dick still stinks foul from her cadaver cunt.

by General Talal July 24, 2012