Caveman Diet

A Caveman Diet consists of basically two food groups - meat and leaves. Many believe this type of diet is optimal for humans since that's what we evolved on for tens of thousands of years. Beyond the ingredients, an important part of the Caveman Diet is the method of food preparation. As a rule, everything that can be eaten raw is eaten raw. Cooking methods such as deep-frying or marinating are bypassed entirely. If the meat must be cooked - it's lightly seared and eaten rare. The eggs are sucked raw and the milk is drunk fresh only. No cheese, no sour-cream, no ice-cream. Hi-Carb foods like breads, grains and pasta are left out almost entirely.
This low-carb diet is also effective in rapid weight-loss and muscle gain.

I'm starting the Caveman diet for as long as I can

From now on, Im going Caveman with my food.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

Careman

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

by Mortification7a March 1, 2009

Caveman Texting

The act of Caveman Texting applies when two people are involved in a text conversation and one party does not have the option of a QWERTY board, thus typing through T9 or numbered text. That person is Caveman Texting

person A: Whys it taking you so long to get back to me

Person B: Sorry bud, I'm Caveman Texting here...

by HandOfEris May 4, 2010

Cacee

A very intelligent, beautiful person. She is outgoing and has lots of friends. Beware she can get mad easily if you mess with her. She has a funny laugh and a very outgoing personality.

Cacee has thousands of friends, i wish i was like her.

by Helloooooooooooooooooooooo May 23, 2018

THE ANGRY CAVEMAN

WHEN YOU RUB A5-35 ON THE HEAD OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN YOUR PARTNER'S ASS MAKING HER GRUNT AND WALK ON ALL FOURS

"YO DUDE!" LAST SATURDAY I MET THIS GIRL AT A BAR AND GAVE HER THE ANGRY CAVEMAN. THE BITCH WENT CRAZY"

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

Cakemama

An entitled, undereducated Right wing woman.

“I was at the grocery store where a bunch of Cakemamas refused to wear a mask.

by DrunkOctopuswants2fightu September 20, 2020

caveman molars

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007