carusofy

carusofy is to have your career fucked up as badly as actor david caruso's was before he got his job at CSI and CSI:Miami.

From Justin to Kelly did a good job of carusofying Justin Guerrini's (or whatever the fuck that washed up loser's name is) career although Kelly Clarkson may have gained from it.

by b to the rizzle May 20, 2007

Cabussia

A country that is a cross of Canada, Russia and Belarus. The people there are like Russians, FREAKIN CRAZY. The ruler of Cabussia is Shafae and the head of security is Alicia. The person who captains the military is Usman. They have the most stupidly powerful leader and military in the world.

Cabussia is very powerful
Wanna go to Cabussia?

by TheCabussianLord September 11, 2019

david caruso

When one unwisely quits their career for something more promising and it turns out to be a dud. Then, they are jobless and stuck!

I think Joria Fox pulled a David Caruso when she quit CSI.

by Noizchild January 18, 2008

DoM Caruso

a mean nipple pierced sex animal

Look at that DoM Caruso over there he's totally doming that girl.

one with a dom belt.

by the commitee October 21, 2007

Cabulous

Like Fabulous. Except relating to The Cab, which is a very amazing band. :)

OMG Alex looked soooo cabulous at the concert!!!

by borednshittt March 18, 2009

cabeson

Spanish word for having a large head... both meanings.

My boyfriend is a cabeson,he has a huge head!

by Daniela Hernandez June 1, 2007

Caruso-ism

An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.

Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".

Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)

by panda foxfire March 29, 2009