Cottage Fire

Rubbng one out in an outhouse with a flaming STD.

Wow! That cottage fire I had last night is still burning.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

Cottage Clot

When a woman has a bad yeast infection.

Damn, Niki got some nasty ass Cottage Clot.

by AlexdaKing February 25, 2009

cottagecore

An "aesthetic" depicting/revolving around a romanticized life in nature. Very serene and calming vibes. Includes: flowers, frogs, flowy dresses, cottages, fairies, and more things of that ilk.

"This tea set is so cottagecore!"
"It would be very cottagecore if we got matching frog earrings."
"All I want is a simple cottagecore life in the woods."

by Cat goes Meow December 4, 2020

Cottagers

A person of great origin that supports Fulham. The greatest team to ever play football. Playing mainly in Black and white if you see a lad wearing the kit whilst walking down the road be sure to step out of his way as he will not be afraid to chin you.

Bob cobbledick: Look Dan! There’s a cottager!
Cottager: COYW! Let’s ave it! Come on fellow cottagers !

by DJ Steves November 29, 2019

cottage grove middle school

basic public middle school in minnesota. most kids here are either crackheads, quiet, or retarded. if you go here, you at least know one kid who does drugs.

“cottage grove middle school sucks.”

by stank woman March 9, 2020

Cottage

(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder

Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

valley cottage

A Town in Rockland county Ny. That is full of Lame Hypocritical fools that need to realize they are not holier than thou. Get a life and mind your own business .

valley cottage Cottagite

by congerscum March 1, 2013