the fucking coolest person ever to walk this earth. he goes to meetings and sees the worlds most interesting man, the geico gheco, and jesus, you can't fit enough awesome into any other human being his awesome capacity is record setting.
by Lauren G kkkkkkk September 27, 2010
Get the Cabell mug.An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.
Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.
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A beautiful, kind hearted girl. Shy when you first meet her. Sparkles up the room with her amazing eyes and sweet smile. Taking time to get to know her is a reward in and of itself.
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by Big Papa Pumper February 5, 2009
Get the A capella masturbation mug.1. Proof you can become famous by saying the capital of Cuba over and over again.
2. The singer that will make you think her heart is in a banana
2. The singer that will make you think her heart is in a banana
Camila Cabello: Havana oo na na, I hope my heart is in havana,my heart is in havana, havana oo na na
Fan (Sings a long): Banana oo na na, I hope my heart is in banana, my heart is in banana, banana oo na na
Fan (Sings a long): Banana oo na na, I hope my heart is in banana, my heart is in banana, banana oo na na
by Y'all are Stupid June 6, 2018
Get the Camila Cabello mug.Like its counterpart Walden University, Capella University is a place where you can buy a degree as long as you're willing to pay. The similarities with Walden University (also located in Minneapolis, Minnesota) are so similar that the same definitions apply to both schools.
Like Walden, Capella is "an online diploma mill masquerading as a school. They started as small non-accredited college selling degrees through the Internet and have since bombarded the Internet with endless advertising spam messages about their graduate programs. Everyone who applies will be accepted as they don’t require a GRE, SAT, or a pulse. If you can pay, you can get yourself a Walden education.
Their instructors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other online schools and teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.
The school's administration in Minneapolis, MN changes constantly. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly they can't seem to figure out who's running things.
Capella University is for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Walmart."
To paraphase the second Walden definition - Capella University is "a marketing company masquerading as a school. Anytime anyone says anything bad about them online a bunch of fake people, who all sound exactly the same, show up to defend it.
The school is the bottom of the barrel of acredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Capella University is because you can't get in anywhere else.
This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Capella University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.
Their instructors are all part-time employees who are usually employed at other online schools and teach at Walden for the extra money. All of their classes are canned and don’t really require any real learning. Just write papers and do the minimum and you’ll have a worthless degree in no time at all.
The school's administration in Minneapolis, MN changes constantly. The school goes through deans and heads of departments so quickly they can't seem to figure out who's running things.
Capella University is for anyone who wants to brag about having a degree while they’re restocking the shelves at Walmart."
To paraphase the second Walden definition - Capella University is "a marketing company masquerading as a school. Anytime anyone says anything bad about them online a bunch of fake people, who all sound exactly the same, show up to defend it.
The school is the bottom of the barrel of acredited colleges. It is the community college of online schools. The only reason to go to Capella University is because you can't get in anywhere else.
This review will never be number #1 on Urban Dictionary because Capella University staff members are paid to scour the internet and purge honest information about their school.
by BeenThere August 13, 2008
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