Cyroaudiovascularmalexia

terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. To treat it you need something warm, soft, and preferably gentle, to get the blood flowing to your ears. If untreated your ears will fall off the disease will eventually spread to the brain, resulting in death. The easiest way to treat this is by having a girl (preferably thicc and pretty) to put her breasts, butt, or thighs on your head. Her soft and warm parts are most recommend.

Hey, I’m not a perv! Cyroaudiovascularmalexia is a real disease!

by Eat_beans August 12, 2019

biffy this clyro

The art of smoking a joint.

"Lads lets biffy this clyro!"

by Findony November 5, 2007

cyron

Anyone with this name has a big pp

Cyron is packing down there

by Notsiren July 21, 2021

Chyronalism

Chyronalism (chyron + journalism) happens when news media fact-checks lying asshole fuckfaces like Donald Trump in on-screen graphics. "Chyronalism" has taken the place of actual journalism since profit-driven news media is all about access and ratings. They DGAF about confronting lying politicians to their faces, so they fact-check in the chyron.

Brindy was in the CNN production room during a live broadcast when she committed an act of Chyronalism; from a quick Google search she found Donald Trump to be a lying shitbird and corrected him on-screen in the chyron.

by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2016

Chyron Shade

when CNN's chyron writer is like "fuck it Don is toast"

Harold was CNN's on-duty chyron writer when AP called presidential race for Joe Biden. "thank GOD" he thought to himself, then started thinking up cutting burns. after typing in "THE TRUMP SHOW HAS A SERIES FINALE DATE" he muttered "now that's some Grade A Chyron Shade" and sipped his tea.

by Uncle Joosie November 8, 2020

Cyron

Usually quiet and likes to be around people they enjoy. Wholesome, but sometimes dirty-minded person. Funny, enjoys relaxing, and chilling with the bois.

Cyron is better than Byron.

by NotCyron September 12, 2021

Cyron

They are a kind and wonderful person to be around. Often enjoys being in their own company. Helps their pals whenever they are in need and just want to be a people-pleaser. They are open to anyone who asks, and doesn't mind strangers talking to them. Sometimes stubborn, because they want things done the way they want it.

Cyron is better than Byron

You're such a Cyron

by NotCyron September 12, 2021