Wacka Bonka

how my dad refers to beating your meat

I just had a the craziest wacka bonka

by Wacka Bonka master September 2, 2022

Bonkai

Your own super power that can be exerted both online or in real life.

You betta get bak b4 i unleesh meh bonkai!!!!1111

by SpeedBrownie December 23, 2008

bonkalonk

Another way to refer to bonkers, something absolutely insane.

Person 1: "Omg I just won the lottery!"

Person 2: "No way, thats bonkalonk.

by bigshart42069 January 8, 2023

bonka

money, cash as used by yeat

Dude: "yo how much that gonna cost?"
Yeat: "1 Bonka"

by ultimateworder June 23, 2022

Bonkai

The ship name of the characters Bonnie Bennett and Malichai Parker in The Vampire Diaries series.

( Bonnie x Kai = Bonkai )

Omg did you see the latest epidoe of TVD? I totally ship Bonkai!

by Cartters October 12, 2015

bonka

A shot invented in Lake Arrowhead CA that consists equal parts:
Bacardi 151
Goldschlaager
Midori
Apple Pucker
(served chilled)
The shot 'tastes like christmas smells'.

Bartender, lets get a round of Bonkas!

by unknown November 12, 2004

Blonka

a mixture between blonde and plonker.

Usually for a very dumb person or some who do stupid things ALL THE TIME.

Ellen: *runs into lampost*
Gloria: You are such a blonka

by tendermoments July 6, 2010